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💩 Still Holding? So Are We.
$CLOGGED isn’t just a coin — it’s a confession. A condition. A cult of trenchers who bought the top, believed the dev, and never found the exit. We’ve been rugged, bridgelocked, and left behind. And yet… we’re still here. Stuck in the bowl. Captain Clog was born from that pain — a poop-shaped superhero for the emotionally constipated. No roadmap. No promises. Just belief compressed so hard it became comedy. If your wallet says $0.00 but your heart still says “wen bull,” then welcome home. You’re not alone anymore.
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NO DEV
There’s no team. No founder. No Discord mods pretending to be helpful. Just a plunger. Stuck.
Leading us nowhere but confidently.
💰 No Utility
No staking. No farming. No DApp.
The only thing you’ll earn here is emotional damage.
🛡️ No Roadmap
The armor’s cracked.
The dream’s broken.
But we’re still holding.
WAGMI died. We stayed.
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